I Don't Cook But I'm Great At Making Reservations Cushion – 45cm

A hand-stitched needlepoint cushion reading I Don't Cook But I'm Great At Making Reservations, backed in soft velvet.

Who this is for

The gift for someone whose kitchen is immaculate because it has never been used. It works because it is self-aware rather than aspirational — most slogan homeware tells you to Live Laugh Love; this one admits something true.

Good as a hostess gift, precisely because the host in question probably ordered in.

Details

• Hand-stitched needlepoint front
• Velvet reverse — fully reversible
• 45cm x 45cm square
• Inner hollowfibre cushion included

Where it works

Kitchens, dining rooms, breakfast nooks and banquette seating. It reads better in a room where food happens than on a bedroom chair.

Care

Spot clean the needlepoint face. Do not machine wash. Keep it off the dining table itself — needlepoint and gravy are not compatible.