{"product_id":"if-you-cant-say-anything-nice-sit-by-me-needlepoint-pillow","title":"If You Can't Say Anything Nice… Sit By Me Cushion – 45cm","description":"\u003cp\u003eA hand-stitched needlepoint cushion reading \u003cem\u003eIf You Can't Say Anything Nice… Sit By Me\u003c\/em\u003e, on a green velvet front with a navy velvet reverse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe joke is the medium\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeedlepoint is the craft of samplers and sitting rooms — patient, traditional, and entirely respectable. Which is what makes a line this arch funnier stitched than printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is also the most conversational cushion in the range. People read it and respond, which is either the point or the problem depending on your household.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-stitched needlepoint front on green velvet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavy velvet reverse — fully reversible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e45cm x 45cm square\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInner hollowfibre cushion included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhere it works\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe green-and-navy combination is more restrained than the brighter slogan cushions, so it suits a room that wants the joke without the colour. Works in a study or a darker sitting room where \u003cem\u003eGood Vibes or Good Byes\u003c\/em\u003e would be too loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpot clean the needlepoint face. Do not machine wash. Velvet marks with water — blot rather than rub.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Pillow Drop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64566272655729,"sku":"If You Cant Say Anything Nice","price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0886\/3917\/7073\/files\/trnsp_pillows_0000_sit-by-me.png?v=1788987586","url":"https:\/\/www.flipbuy.co.uk\/products\/if-you-cant-say-anything-nice-sit-by-me-needlepoint-pillow","provider":"FlipBuy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}